Straight up facts

We get rid of complicated bullshii terminology and using only human language in almost any stuff on our website.

Bought & Tested

We buyin the products and tested it before they hit the store. If that ain't good enough for us, it's ain't good enough for you. (and yeah, our wallet is screamin for sure)

No Funky Fugazi Businesses

This store is opened and powered by Shopify, so if we do stupid things, we cooked.

We GOTCHU

Easy return policy — in case yo wife/gf ain't letting you bring the products inside the house. We'll take it back, as long as it ain't broke in half.